October 8, 2009

Movie Review: Zombieland

Last night I finally saw Zombieland.  ZombielandIt is delightful.  Four stars. 

At first glance, Zombieland is a road movie about a college student who joins up with an unlikely band of survivors while on a quest to find his parents (during–need I even say it?–a zombie apocalypse).  One of these survivors is played by Woody Harrelson, who all but steals the show as a violence-prone, Twinkie-crazed Floridian.  (Question: Has an actor in a zombie film ever been nominated for Best Supporting Actor at the Oscars?  Because I feel like Harrelson has a legitimate shot with this.  He is outstanding.)  Emma Stone from Superbad also plays a love-interest quite ably. 

The zombie-killing is funny, gory, and masterfully rendered.  There are lots of big guns and shoot-em-up sequences.  Zombies are also attacked by cars, carnival rides, pianos, and more.  The zombies themselves are fast-moving, and look pretty cool.  For all the gore, the film never forgets it is a horror-comedy.  Again, Harrelson is show-stealingly hilarious, and so is a much-lauded cameo from an A-list actor (which I won’t reveal).

And yet there is something more here.  Zombieland is also a great film because it works on deeper levels…

In his 1941 review of Citizen Kane, Jorge Luis Borges argued that a great film must present an audience with both an engaging simple narrative and a deep metaphysical question.  (In the case of Citizen Kane: Simple Narrative = C. F. Kane is the richest man in America but still sad because money can’t buy you happiness.  Metaphysical Question = Is it possible to know what a man was really like in life based on what is left after he is dead?) 

So wait…  Am I about to compare Zombieland… to Citizen fricking Kane?!? 

Yes.  I.  Am.

Though shorter and less ambitious than Welles’ work, Zombieland nonetheless plumbs the depths of difficult (and perhaps unanswerable) questions about friends, family, and self.  There’s no doubt that it has a blood-drenched, funny, fast-moving storyline.  (Simple Narrative = Strangers become friends as they help one another navigate a world of the undead, because, gosh, deep-down we all need each other.)  Yet on a deeper lever, Zombieland is about the atavistic need to redefine oneself after a tragedy has stripped the things that used to do that.  (Metaphysical Question = When the world takes away my blood-family and the things from which I derived my identity, can I still find things and people that will help define ”me” as me?)

Final Thought: In her cursory and unbelievably self-indulgent review in the New York Times (“What’s that?  Zombies make you think of dead bodies, which makes you think of the Holocaust, which makes you feel sad?  Boo hoo.  And also: You missed the point!!!  [As Harrelson's character would say: 'Nut up or shut up!']“),  Manohla Dargis faults Zombieland for failing to touch on “politics” in the manner of a George Romero zombie film. 

I would counter that she is correct.  Zombieland does not touch on politics.  It touches on things that are even more important and vital.

September 25, 2009

I will discuss zombies at a Chicago art opening

I will discuss zombies (with several artists and graphic designers) at the opening of “Zombie: A Mindless Affair” at the ANTENA art gallery in Chicago, on October 23, at about 6:30pm.  The discussion will be moderated by the show’s curator, Edra Soto.

According to their press release, the show “uses the vernacular of the mythological zombie as a starting point to engage in ideas of death, mindlessness and symbolisms for the occult and inexplicable.”  It runs from October 23-November 21. 

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A painting by one of the artists from "Zombie: A Mindless Affair"

For more info on the event, click here.

September 23, 2009

An awesome evening at Open Books

Last night I went to a great open house event at Open Books, a new Chicago-based nonprofit that operates like a OpenBooksbookstore to raise funds for literacy programs for adults and children.  I met and bought a book from Norb Vonnegut, and heard several speakers talk about Open Books and plans for its future.   It looks like they are legitimately poised to make a positive and meaningful impact on literacy in Chicago, and also on the Chicago literary scene “at large.”  Their space (near Chicago and Wells) is pretty cool.  I encourage you to check them out if you’re unfamiliar.

September 22, 2009

Send More Cops is doing a Z.E.O. giveway

ZEOCOVERHow thoughtful of them.  You can enter it here.

September 18, 2009

You know you’ve made it as a zombie author…

When your books are on display at the Monroeville Mall (from Dawn of the Dead)! 

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September 16, 2009

Onarga, IL = right out of Left 4 Dead

Like many of you, when I travel for work or vacation, I often find myself considering how the places I visit would fare in a zombie attack.  Certainly, not every neighborhood or piece of architecture lends itself to a zombie scenario, but I’ve certainly enjoyed considering the zombie-related benefits and drawbacks of structures like The Renaissance Center and The Venetian. 

Anyhow, this past weekend I journeyed downstate to Onarga, IL to play a show with my band, and I’ve never before  encountered a place that was structured so exactly like a level from Left 4 Dead.  The whole town is shaped like an L, with impenetrable 2-story buildings on each side.  There’s a railroad track cutting the town off at one end, and a weird, old-timey sign with big yellow incandescent bulbs.  Really, really Left 4 Dead-y.  I could picture zombies attacking from across the tracks, or turning the town’s single corner to find the entire street infested by the walking dead.

Here are some pics I took:

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1/2 of Onarga, IL

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The Onarga town sign

Also of note (though [probably?] not zombie related): There are these weird little signs  that say “BIKE NO SKATE” all over downtown Onarga.  (Which is to say, Onarga.)  When I saw them, my first thought was: What a weird way to say “No Bikes or Skateboards.”  (The sentence structure is all wrong for that, of course.)  But then I considered all the variants that were possible when punctuation was applied, and began to second-guess the meaning of the signs.  There was:

  • “Bike?  No!  Skate!”  (Skateboarding is appropriate while bicycling is not.)
  • “Bike!  No skate!”  (Bicycling is appropriate while skateboarding is not.)
  • “Bike no Skate” (Don’t transport Skate by bicycle.)
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"BIKE NO SKATE" signs in downtown Onarga

Anyhow, it is still a mystery.

September 8, 2009

I will appear at the Zombie Outbreak Film Festival on November 14 in Chicago

I have agreed to appear and sign/sell books at the Horror Society’s “Zombie Outbreak Film Festival” on Saturday, November 14 from 5pm-1am at the Portgage Theater (4050 N. Milwaukee Ave.) in Chicago, IL. 

It looks like it will be a pretty cool event.  They’re screening Return of the Living Dead, which is my #1 favorite zombie film of all-time.  And if you’re a filmmaker, you can submit a film. 

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September 4, 2009

Life imitates art. Sort of.

CushmanAmberg1A Chicago-based PR firm called Cushman Amberg has been trying to drum-up business for itself by sending out this list of instructions for what to do if your employees turn into zombies.  

While it is sort of cute, the authors have obviously failed to realize the central truth of zombies-in-the-workplace (upon which, I expand in detail in Z.E.O.).  Namely, that zombies are totally awesome employees, and that you should encourage your employees to act like zombies if you want to realize optimum performance and business success. 

But hey, at least they’re “thinking zombie,” right?

September 2, 2009

Win a free copy of Z.E.O.

The Zombie Research Society is giving away a free copy of my new book  Z.E.O.  All you need to do is submit your ZEOCOVERfavorite line from any zombie film, and you are entered to win.

Click here to enter the contest.

PS- My favorite line from a zombie film is Mantan Moreland’s immortal declamation in King of the Zombies: “There’s just two things I hate… and zombies is both of ‘em!”

August 28, 2009

I will appear on panels and sign books at Spooky Empire 2009 in Orlando

I will appear on some zombie- and horror-themed discussion panels at the Spooky Empire “Ultimate Horror Weekend” ConventionSEon October 9-11 in Orlando, Florida:

  • Friday, October 9, 5pm – “What do Horror fans want?”
  • Friday, October 9, 10pm- “Sequels vs. Remakes”
  • Saturday, October 10, 10am- “Writing Part 1″
  • Saturday, October 10, 10pm- “What is Horror and what is Science Fiction”
  • Sunday, October 11, 10am- “Writing Part 2″

I will also sign and sell books at the “Authors’ Table” on Friday from 7-8pm, and Saturday from 1pm-2pm.   Hope to see you there!